well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
As shirtless as possible
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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