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(810): View more from Michigan

oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno

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(845): View more from New York

i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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(815): View more from Illinois

i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I want a musical about memes.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha

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