Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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