Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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