idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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