from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
