You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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