I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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