He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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