This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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