Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
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