he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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