Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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