Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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