aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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