sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
