But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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