Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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