Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
