i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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