I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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