Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
