I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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