I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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