Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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