Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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