so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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