i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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