i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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