I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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