Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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