actually, I'm a sock model
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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