who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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