suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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