I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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