You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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