I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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