and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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