also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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