This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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