I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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