Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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