They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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