That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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