thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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