There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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