When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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