How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
