Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
look no pants
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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