my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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