Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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