I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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