You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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