There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
