Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
